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Sloth · Admiral
Admiral Horatio Slowmere
The Admiral Who Outsmarted Time Itself.
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Meet the Society
Sixteen distinguished creatures, brought together by curiosity, character and impeccable taste. Portraits suggested by visitors hang in the Honorary Creatures gallery.
Capybara · Keeper of the Royal Peace
Baron Clement Stillwater
The Gentleman Who Could Calm Any Room.
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Tiger · Lord Chancellor of the Royal Estates
Duke Theodore Stripeshire
The Noble Whose Presence Commands Every Room.
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Rooster · Commander of the Royal Guard
General Cornelius Redcrest
The General Who Was Always First to Rise.
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Llama · Royal Librarian
Lady Amelia Woolcombe
The Scholar Who Always Had One More Chapter.
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Toucan · Mistress of Royal Ceremonies
Lady Isabella Brightbill
The Lady Who Made Every Arrival an Occasion.
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Parrot · Royal Ambassador
Lord Aurelius Plumecrest
The Gentleman Who Never Needed a Translator.
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Elephant · Elder Statesman
Lord Bartholomew Tuskington
The Distinguished Gentleman of the Savannah.
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Raven · Royal Poet Laureate
Lord Edgar Blackquill
The Poet Who Gave Silence a Voice.
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Crocodile · Investor and Adviser
Lord Reginald Snapworth
The Wealthiest Mind in the Marshlands.
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Giraffe · Royal Patron of the Grand Theatre
Lord Sebastian Longstride
The Gentleman Who Never Missed an Encore.
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Fox · Royal Historian
Professor Archibald Foxworth
The Historian Who Never Let the Past Disappear.
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Frog · Royal Architect
Professor Edmund Ribbington
The Visionary Who Saw Tomorrow.
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Meerkat · Political Commentator
Sir Montgomery Burrows
The Gentleman Who Reads Between the Lines.
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Owl · Authority on Manners
Sir Percival Hootington
The Gentleman Who Never Misses Afternoon Tea.
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Snake · Royal Barrister
Sir Solomon Coilworth
The Gentleman Who Could Untangle Any Argument.
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Correspondence
Dispatches from the Society
Letters, observations and curious findings from the Society's distinguished members.